

Both can be used to purchase a variety of equipment and temporary power-ups. You’ll earn coins by taking down enemies and destroying objects, and crowns by beating stages. The stages are all quite short, which makes them well-suited for situations where you only have a couple of minutes to kill. The second type, which comes after every few stages, is a boss stage, which pits you against one of two bosses and his goons.

The first type has you battling through huge numbers of ill-tempered vegetable monsters until you reach one that drops a crown, ending the stage. The game is broken down into stages, though there is an unending amount of them. Still, even with that point in mind, his wisecracks lighten things up and are quite welcome. As with any game character with this habit, he does sometimes repeat his one-liners a little more often than I’d prefer. Harry’s a very fun character with a lot of personality, nicely animated and constantly spouting out one-liners. Not that it matters, as I wasn’t really looking for a deep explanation as to why or how a surly gun-toting chef is committing mass herbicide. That’s the story, and I hope you enjoyed it, because you’ll never hear from it again. One day, the vegetables in his kitchen go feral, and he sets off to stop them. Harry is a feisty chef who’s probably watched a few too many movies. Bloody Harry doesn’t really put anything new on the menu, but it sure knows how to arrange the old ingredients in a very satisfying way. We’ve seen countless games of this type already, from the popular Zombieville USA ($0.99) to the Russian-flavored Moscow Dash (Free).

Hey, you! Are you pumped to play another game about mowing down hordes of the undead? No? Well, how about if we change it to undead vegetables? Still no? Well, that’s the pickle Bloody Harry (Free), a new side-scrolling shoot/beat-em-up from FDG Entertainment, finds itself in.
